asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping
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lovemoneybooty:

"do you know how bad fries ar-"

image

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dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

image

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bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

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